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DIE, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR DEAR DEL MONTE AGAIN YOU WILL DO EXACTLY AS WE SAY.
HELP SAVE DEL MONTE, JOIND THE " DEL MONTE FOUNDATION". EVERY DOLLAR YOU DONATE WILL GO TOWARDS OUR RESCUE EFFORTS. MAKE
CHECK PAYABLE TO:
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BANANAS WORLDWIDE WILL APPRECIATE IT!!!!
LATEST NEWS!!!!
THE EXTREMIST APPLE GROUP SENT A VIDEO CONFIRMING DEL MONTE STILL IS ALIVE, DEL MONTE SEEMS A LITTLE
SCARE BUT HEALTHY...
SEE VIDEO BELOW.
UPDATES COMING SOON.
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